Friday, April 22, 2011

Make Men & Women Happy....


How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6.. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a phsiotherapist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24.. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
 
 
 
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1.
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Game  Over….

15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.


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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.


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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.


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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener..


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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.


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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .


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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


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15. Sadly, all men are created equal!



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WHEN GIRL IS QUIET


WHEN GIRL IS QUIET
MILLONS OF THINGS ARE RUNNING IN HER MIND


WHEN A GIRL IS NOT ARGUING
SHE IS THINKING DEEPLY


WHEN A GIRL LOOKS AT U WITH EYES FULL OF QUESTIONS
SHE IS WONDERING HOW LONG YOU WILL BE AROUND


WHEN A GIRL ANSWER 'I M FINE' AFTER A FEW SECONDS
SHE IS NOT AT ALL FINE


WHEN GIRL STARES AT YOU
SHE IS WONDERING WHY YOU ARE LYING


WHEN A GIRL LAYS ON YOUE CHEST
SHE IS WISHING FOR YOU TO BE HERS FOREVER


WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU EVERYDAY
SHE IS SEEKING FOR YOUR ATTENTION


WHEN A GIRL SMS'S U EVERYDAY
SHE WANTS YOU TO REPLY AT LEAST ONCE


WHEN A GIRLS SAYS I LOVE U
SHE MEANS IT


WHEN A GIRL SAYS THAT SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
SHE HAS MADE UP HER MIND THAT YOU ARE HER FUTURE


WHEN A GIRLS SAYS 'I MISS YOU'
NO ONE IN THIS WORLD CAN MISS YOU MORE THAN HER ...

IT'S A GALS WORLD




if a gal laugh's loudly.....she is cheerful.....
if guy laugh's loudly....he's manerless.....

if a gal talks sweetly....she's charming.....
if a guy talks sweetly....he's a flirt....

if a gal is shoping....she's trendy....
if a guy is shoping....he's wasting money....

if a gal is silent....she's feeling bad....
if a guy is silent....he's being rude....

if a gal walks in a group...itz a group.....
if a guy walks in a group....itzz a gang.....

Love Quotes...


Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's
called falling in love, because you don't force
yourself to fall, you just fall.

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Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.
~ Unknown ~
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It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone, and an day to love someone...
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
~ Unknown ~
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It breaks your heart to see the one you love is happy
with someone else, but it's more painful to know that
the one you love is unhappy with you.
~ Unknown ~

If love is the answer,
can you please repeat the question?
~ Unknown ~
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Faith makes all things possible.
Love makes them easy.
~ Unknown

I believe that to truly Love, is the ultimate
expression of the will to live. A heart that
truly loves is forever young.
~ Unknown ~
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Love makes life so confusing, but without love
would you really want to live?
~ Unknown ~
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Love me now, love me never,
but if you love me, love me forever.
~ Unknown ~
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Love me now, love me never,
but if you love me, love me forever.
~ Unknown ~
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Three things of life that are most valuable -
Love, self-confidence & friends.
~ Unknown ~
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To the world you may be just one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
~ Unknown ~
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Who do you turn to when the only person
in the world that can stop you from crying,
is exactly the one making you cry?
~ Unknown ~
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Many a young lady does not realize just how strong
her love for a young man is until he fails to pass
the approval test with her parents.
~ Unknown ~
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Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her
than a man she loves.
~ Unknown ~
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Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says 'For the woman I love' and the second, 'For my best friend.'
~ Unknown ~
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A good marriage is like a casserole,
only those responsible for it really
know what goes in it.
~ Unknown ~
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Love, true love, is that which can give the most
without asking or demanding anything in return.
~ Mazie Hammond ~
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All, everything that I understand,
I understand only because I love.
~ Leo Tolstoy ~
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Love cures people -- both the ones who give it
and the ones who receive it.
~ Dr. Karl M nage ~

 
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
That word is love.
~ Sophocles ~
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It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship 
and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual
affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it
will not be created for years or even generations.
~ Khalil Gibran ~
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When they asked me what I loved most about life,
I smiled and said you.
~ Tina ~
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Just because you know someone doesn't mean you love them , 
and just because you don't know people doesn't mean you can't
love them. You can fall in love with a complete stranger in a
heartbeat, if God planned that route for you. So open your heart
to strangers more often. You never know when God will throw
that pass at you.
~ Heather Grove ~

 
Love... What is love? Love is to love someone
for who they are, who they were, and who they will be.
~ Chris Moore ~
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Why do you say you love me,
if you are only going to leave me?
~ Julia ~
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Love is like a river, always changing,
but always finding you again somewhere
down the road.
~ Kelly Elaine ~
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Love is a language spoken by everyone,
but understood only by a heart.
~ Shirley Rindani ~
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It doesn't take a reason to love someone,
but it does to like someone. You don't love
someone because you want to, you love someone
because you are destined too. It's because you
fall in Love with them, that you then try to
find a reason, but you always come up with
the answer, No reason!
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Sweet memories...


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Sweet Memories

In quiet times I often sit
And find my mind adrift
To another place, another time
And oh! My spirits lift!
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I see your happy, smiling face,
And that twinkle in your eye.
I hear you sing your favorite song
And I laugh...and then I cry.

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Inside my heart Sweet Memories
Stay with me each day
I cherish, and I cling to them
For I miss you in every way.

Each thing I see...
 Each thing I do, brings you close to me
For everything upon this earth
Brings Sweet Memories of you.

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I imagine our reunion
Some day at heaven's gate
It fills my heart with happiness...
But for now, I'll have to wait.
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Until my life upon this earth
And my work here is complete
Sweet Memories will keep me
Until at last again we meet.

Love you  an miss you


8 Ways to Avoid Divorce...


1. Talk, and listen
Make sure to share your thoughts with each other, daily, if possible, and to take interest in each other's lives. Make sure to check in with your spouse to ensure that they're truly hearing what you're saying -- and that you're receiving and understanding right back. "This is a responsibility that both people

2. Kiss goodbye and hello
"Hugs, kisses, quick squeezes, even holding one another's gaze are ways in which the couple can affirm their connection and commitment to one another,". Pausing for a hug and a kiss before you leave for work in the morning may seem like a small thing, but the warm glow it gives you is something to look back on all day.

3. Do fun activities together
Find a shared outside activity: Ballroom dancing, jogging, foreign films and gardening are some examples. They can help you both keep learning about each other. "While these hobbies can seem frivolous, they can actually serve to remind the couple of what they have in common and encourage them to relate to one another as a real people."

4. Have independent lives
Don't live life glued together. Make sure to have your own hobbies, interests and friends on top of your shared activities; you'll maintain a sense of your own individual identity and have lots to talk about with your partner to boot. "Before we ever knew our spouse existed on the planet, we had dreams, ambitions and interests that probably contributed to us making that love connection." Both partners continue to pursue at least one independent hobby or activity in order to nourish both themselves and their relationship.

5. Plan ahead
From parenting philosophies to thoughts on money to prioritizing goals and dreams, marriage means making plans together -- and the earlier, the better. Financial planning, for instance, "can often be a deal-breaker in a marriage." Don't assume that your partner knows how you feel about important issues -- sit down and discuss them before they have the chance to become a problem.

6. Fight with a purpose
Handling conflict constructively is key. A three-point plan for making sure fights have a positive outcome. First, acknowledge that every couple faces arguments, and that they're "not an indication that the relationship is doomed." Second, "each person should examine their own contribution to the conflict and be prepared to own up to it." Finally, both partners have to be able to spell out what upset them and how they would like the problem to be resolved. "By having this level of clarity, the couple is then in a position to talk about what happened in a focused way."

7. Make time for intimacy
"Sex is really the culmination of all of the little things that are done throughout the day," a reminder of how much you enjoy your spouse." So, the more, the better, right? Well, it's not so simple. What is important is that you are meeting each other's needs for intimacy -- which means they need to be articulated, as well (see 1, above). And intimacy doesn't necessarily mean sex, per se. "The broader the couple's physical repertoire, the better," This means that everything from kisses to cuddles to shared glances is game.

8. Focus on the positive
Sometimes, all it takes to brighten someone's mood is an honest compliment from someone he or she loves. One consequence of being part of a deeply committed relationship is trusting your partner's opinion, whether it's a compliment or a put-down. Don't take this power for granted. So if you think your partner looks cute in her new dress, say so -- and if you're not crazy about the shoes, keep your mouth shut. It's all about the greater good, after all.

30 Real Feelings of Girls.




1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.
16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.....

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25..... A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

  

Baby Gender Chart


Baby Gender Chart

Find the age of the mother at the time of conception on the chart below and then follow across to the month the baby was conceived to find the predicted gender. Although this chart is said to have a success rate of over 90 per cent, but remember that this is just for entertainment and fun.

Let us know if the gender chart worked for you :)